Jonathan Schneck's Biography
Hello all. My name is Jonathan David Schneck. Jonathan means "gift of God." David means "friend, beloved." Schneck means "slow, or snail." Basically, I am a much anticipated, holy, pal-like mollusk. I think that pretty much sums me up. I am proud of my name, because over the years there have been several very prominent members of society that share my name... Jonathan Knight was the shy, mysterious member of New Kids on the Block. Jonathan Swift penned Gullivers Travels, only to have Ted Danson star in the T.V. adaptation of his book! WOW! Jonathan Taylor Thomas hung out with Tim and Al on set for years as "Randy" on the hit show "Home Improvment!" Michael Landon played an angel named Jonathan on the beloved series "Highway to Heaven." Jonathan Lipnicki stole ALL of our hearts in the SMASH hit "Jerry Mcguire," with his cute spike and adorable lisp. Finally, who's name was yelled more prominently than Danny Pintauro, as "Jonathan Bower" on "Who's the boss." I can still hear Danza yelling... "JONATHAN!!!" Enough about the importance of being named Jonathan, lets get on to the facts. Born August 18th, 1981, I come from a father of the same name, and a mother named Denise. I have one sister named Allison, who is married to Justin, and they have a daughter, Alana. I am married to Lindsay, with whom I have 2 dogs. I'm from a small town outside of Orlando Florida called Eustis, where my father still resides. I currently live in Nashville Tennessee in the same Pleasantville-like subdivision as my good friend Matt Hoopes. I like to play Paul Reed Smith guitars and Marshalls, my favorite movie is Ghostbusters, as well as my favorite actor Bill Murray, I collect and read comic books (mainly DC titles, mainly Superman, with the exceptional marvel title, mainly TMcf Spider-man from the 90s), I like boxing, football, baseball, and tennis. My favorite food is McDonalds burger and fries, although Dave and I made a bet that i could go three years without eating it, or id owe him $1,000 dollars. PS never make bets with a group of friends around, the amounts and duration always get escalated. Subsequently, since then I have resorted to eating fresh. My favorite music is that of which can be found in the 90's rock section of your local music store, perhaps titled grunge. I also like punkrock, guitar rock, bedrock, shamrock, the rock of gibraltar, and rocksteady and bebop. I have a blog at jonschneck.blogspot.com, my email is jon@relientk.com, and my AIM is docegonspengler. I do my best. Thank you for reading, and may the force be with you, live long and prosper, and fight for truth, justice, and the American way. js
